Posts tagged "Humour"
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Yakkity Sax improved everything
So I did this timelapse video of us setting up camp over the long weekend. It was pretty awesome but then I hit upon the idea of dubbing in Yakkity Sax. Immediate and massive improvement.
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Recruiter hilarity of the week
I get about five calls a week where a recruiter finds my name in LinkedIn and call our company reception number asking for me by name. I can see this on my phone so I'm always prepared for them to be…
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Best Engrish ever
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VADER, COME ON, MAN. IT’S 1999. GOTH IS SO PLAYED OUT....
VADER, COME ON, MAN. IT’S 1999. GOTH IS SO PLAYED OUT. IT’S ALL ABOUT RAVES NOW. YOU WANT TO GO TO A CLUB AND LISTEN TO HORRIBLE GLOOMY DANCE MUSIC, WHICH IS AN OXYMORON BY THE WAY, THEN STAND AROUND…
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The joke that writes itself
Marrickville, where the coppers are the best in the business... (via FionaKatsauskas)
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Tea party protest signs, translated
http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/11183343829/tea-party
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What would Jesus Text?
via passiveaggressivenotes.com
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Damn You Auto Correct!
via damnyouautocorrect.com Kinda pleased I don't have an iPhone from some of these. Tears rolling down cheeks funny.
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Return of Zombie Jesus
via forums.explosm.net
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“Toto’s ‘Africa’” by Ernest Hemingway.
“Hurry, boy. It’s waiting there for you,” the old man had said. via mcsweeneys.net
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Swedish Village People? 1970s Svenska Dansband
via howtobearetronaut.com
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Very soothing, for mother and baby
Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup (above) contained 65 mg of morphine per fluid ounce. via howtobearetronaut.com I'm sure it worked a treat! Less sure about Asthma Cigarettes.
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Withnail & O
via youtube.com Genius
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Shall we swap Fergies?
This dream is what the Pilgrims sought when they landed on Plymouth Rock, why Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, and why the pioneers colonised the lawless West (don't quote me on any of that – our pub…
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If fonts were dogs
via fuckyeahdementia.com
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Existential Star Wars
via howtobearetronaut.com Star Wars makes a whole lot more sense this way...
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Jesus at my shoulder
via fuckyeahdementia.com Only a deity would have the patience... Though there'd always be the temptation to smite her.
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The slow descent into madness of an SEO copywriter
You know what this office needs? A pit of eternal despair. Yeah. Every time someone microwaves something with garlic in it, they should be seized and thrown into a black abyss of pain and darkness and…
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Inconceivable!
via fuckyeahdementia.com
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Disturbing...
via fuckyeahdementia.com Really quite disturbing...
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Google's jobs page looks terrible in Chrome
Hilarious.
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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
via fuckyeahdementia.com Well it made me laugh anyway...
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Needs more wub wub wub
via toothpastefordinner.com
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Dude: Legacy
via fuckyeahdementia.com A sequel I'd love to see!
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Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising
via tpdsaa.tumblr.com Brilliant!
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Not really an appropriate advert Google
Search for kids' TV programme Yo Gabba Gabba (apparently there's live shows at Westfield), I got this, somewhat inappropriate ad. Whoops. Now I'm willing to concede that Muno looks like a giant gnobbl…
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Is your News Limited?
titch of sydney Posted at 2:40 AM Today to the critic open your eyes alot more iraquis would have died at the hands of the taliban regime if we did not intervene via news.com.au Only the smartest make…
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Dunraven
I know the feeling. I bet this sign went up on a Tuesday. This is a house around the corner on Illawarra Road that had an open house on Saturday, so we went and had a sticky. Turns out it's a house I…
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Dear Bogans
via media.crikey.com.au From yesterday's Crikey. Brilliant.
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Funniest bug ticket comment ever!
Comment #56 on issue 1180 by bryce.boley: Email app does not display inline images http://code.google.com/p/android/issues/detail?id=1180 So my ex-girlfriend sent me some really hot photos of herself.…
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Saint Paul's Letter to the Electorates: Chapter 3
iii) 'Blessed are those who dig in the earth and profiteth from the treasure therein, for they shall see me afterwards. xiv) For Gough begat Malcolm and Malcolm begat Bob. And Bob begat Paul, although…
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.
via fuckyeahdementia.com Octopus, however, benefits from accompaniments.
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Reverse stereotype
via fuckyeahdementia.com
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PhotoshopDisasters: When I think of portable generators I always think of one-legged women in S&M gear
When I think of portable generators I always think of one-legged women in S&M gear. I mean, duh. via photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com